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absolutelyvantastic:

dave and karkat going to denny’s at 3 am

dave and karkat accidentally breaking kanaya’s microwave

dave and karkat playing online games over a long distance

dave and karkat purchasing a large number of those tiny little ben and jerry’s ice cream thingies at around midnight just before going to…

Ironic Pizza

mother-machinegun:

[ sfw davekat under cut. pizzastuck au? I dont even know what to call this ahaha. if anybody likes it I’ll write a part 2 or 3 or whatever. ]

Delivery Instructions: send your cutest delivery boy

Everybody stares at one another for half a second before there is an almost audible shrug amongst the six of you.

“I’ll go.”

“Ahaha, yeah, okay.”

“The fuck’s that supposed to mean?”

You sigh, pinching the space on the bridge of your nose and rocking on the balls of your feet a moment. “Hey, dickweeds. Maybe we should go by whose fucking turn it is?”

“Then it’s my turn.”

“ED, you’re a fucking liar and you’re totally wrong, so there’s that.”

“You guys are dumb. Send me.”

“You’re a girl!

“It’ll be funny!

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hialmberi:

dave suggests this as a joke and karkat loves it and its awful. they do it all the time— drinking, eating, playing video games. they get so good that karkat can actually feed dave troublesome foods like ramen and soup. kanaya asks them to stop but karkat just flips her off

hialmberi:

dave suggests this as a joke and karkat loves it and its awful. they do it all the time— drinking, eating, playing video games. they get so good that karkat can actually feed dave troublesome foods like ramen and soup. kanaya asks them to stop but karkat just flips her off

cig-pepper:

I finished reading tfios a few days ago. Gus’ whole cigarette-metaphor thing reminds me of Dave, though Dave would’ve just said it’s ‘for the irony’.
Idk who to draw as Hazel so i just drew karkat cuz u know… cancer..
p.s. sollux should be isaac

cig-pepper:

I finished reading tfios a few days ago. Gus’ whole cigarette-metaphor thing reminds me of Dave, though Dave would’ve just said it’s ‘for the irony’.

Idk who to draw as Hazel so i just drew karkat cuz u know… cancer..

p.s. sollux should be isaac

roachpatrol:

roach: …more of karkat and dave getting down to business and dave finding out he has been thoroughly punk’d
roach: all like
roach: “OH”
roach: “oh what oh”
roach: “OH, ARE YOU NOT… ARE YOU NOT INTO THIS?”
roach: “WE CAN SLOW DOWN, I’M SORRY”
roach: “wait what no touch my dick”
roach: “IT’S IN THE DEFENSIVE POSITION”

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ohmyjanshin:

Are we just not going to admire this?

mykokorowentdirkidirki:


 
yeah i as bored have some otp text messages 

mykokorowentdirkidirki:

and then they made out the end

cronus thought he could get away with it. he really did  

yeah i as bored have some otp text messages 

ellierie:

"dave and karkat find a spider ." www.adorabloodthirsty69.tumblr.com

the-onion-slut:

I can’t breathe

the-onion-slut:

I can’t breathe

highjinkx:

i now have access to a computer with paint tool sai again!! but its some old version so bleh D: have some elementary dorks

highjinkx:

i now have access to a computer with paint tool sai again!! but its some old version so bleh D: have some elementary dorks

yourheadcanon:

close enough

fartgallery:

murdock-medigo:

fartgallery:

*sets thermostat to 69 degrees* haha 69 *starts dying from heat stroke* haha……69……

How would you even get heat stroke from 69 degrees.

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rhymewithrachel:

i finished acwnr and

they jUST LEFT MIKE

WITH ALL THE HORSES

lacigreen:

adorable graphic by Megan Gatts